In my group of WeChat apps, there are five (important) people as follows;
1. My Father
2. My Mother
3. Mahathma Gandhi
4. Mother Theresa
5. Adolf Hitler
My communication starts in WeChat as follows;
Hold to talk key pressed...
Me: Hi Father, how are you and where are you father?
Father: Fine, in heaven my son
Me: Are you getting network signal or receiving WeChat apps communication?
Father: Yes, clear.
Me: How's comparison between the World and Heaven?
Father: Incomparable, I am above seven skies and you are strucked in or within seven skies
Me: Hmmmmm, what shall I have to do if I wanna come over there but without death?
Father: Only one way to reach here my son, that is death and you have to leave your body and needs to come only with soul here.
Me: Hmmmm, so I will live here only with both of them, let me think for a while or few years. See you and bye for now.
Father: Ok son.
Father: Ok son.
Me: Mom, how are you?
Mother: I am fine in the heaven and how about you son? I am always thinking of you and very rare you remember and ask me.
Me: No Mom, I always remember you but what to do I have lots of full time work, part time work, taking care of family, life tense, friends and chatting with them in Mobile, latest WeChat in addition, FB, online work and so on..
Mother: No worry, take care of your health my son and always pray for every one's prospects
Me: Hmmmm, oh mom, I will take care first about my prospects
Mother: : ) :)
Me: I missed you Mahaan Ji
Mahathma: No worry my boy, take care yourself, neighbor and nation
Me: You are giving me so much responsibilities Mahaan Ji
MG: No boy, you have to take it care one by one and learn from grass root and train it well in a long duration with systematic and sympathy
Me: Nowadays - there is no sympathy Mahaan Ji even among near and dear, everywhere human being killed in the form of various act.
MG: There will be some percentage like that boy and but not everywhere and all as such
Me: No Mahaan Ji, nowadays no value for human but money
MG: Yes, it was the same case earlier when I lived, nothing to worry about it. You ignore the world and wealth but just serve it - you will be served from many
Me: Hmmmm, I don't know what will happen practically if I do so, but will try it Ji
MG: All the best boy.
Me: How are you Mother? I missed you to meet earlier
MT: (Smiling and shaking head) Graces of God, fine son
Me: Bless me mother
MT: You are blessed ever son
Me: Thank you Mother for your blessing, chatting and allotting your precious time and I will keep on do some social works that learnt little bit from you
MT: Good luck
MT: Good luck
Me: Hi I am... How are you Sir?
AH: Who are you?
Me: Sir, I am a normal person from India and invited you to WeChat group
AH: You are so lucky and you are not near me
Me: What do you mean? What if I am near you?
AH: Don't you know about me?
Me: Am I in chat with Adolf Hitler of German? Your favorite food is Baking Potato? Your favorite Game is World War? Am I right?
AH: You are still so lucky and you are not near me to start one more War
Me: Shall we start war from WeChat sir (slightly nervous)?
AH: Oh, are you crazy and don't you know I need few people to operate WeChat apps and Smartphone etc.
Me: Yes sir, but I am alone enough for you to play WeChat war with two players options in the smartphone
AH: Then why did you called me up?
Me: Just to know that you are in the same tempo or changed.....and I need at least one villain in my group, so you are. Hee heeee heeee
AH: Again you are very lucky boy.
Me: Yes sir, very lucky that I live here. Good bye sir.
AH: I call upon the world and my military to follow my.....
Me: WeChat apps disconnected by me and trying to change the group member at least one member.